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phthirapteranned adj. Too drunk to leave without collecting a small population of companions from every coat in the room. Iyhana was phthirapteranned and departed with three scarves that belonged to other people. phthirapteristed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the coatroom population rather than locate one's own belongings. Adyson became phthirapteristed and examined the coat hooks while the taxi waited outside. phthirapterologisted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a careful survey of everyone delayed by the cloakroom. Penrose got phthirapterologisted and recorded which guests were still searching for scarves. phthiriasised adj. Having drunk more than the available coats can reasonably support, and spreading through the cloakroom. phthisicked (/ˈ(f)θɪzɪkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home a wasting illness of its own. phthisiologied (/ˌθaɪsiˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is subjected to prolonged pulmonary supervision. phthisiologisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every cough an object of study and every companion a case. phthisiophobiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that tuberculosis is suspected in every cough, draught and upholstered chair. Mensah grew phthisiophobiaed and inspected the curtains for signs of contagion. phthisiotherapied adj. Drunk to the extent of administering stern restorative treatment to anyone within conversational range. phthisised (/ˈ(f)θaɪsɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the body has become an argument for gradual collapse. phthorred adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined to regard every metal surface with suspicion. Tamatoa was phthorred and delivered a lecture on invisible halogens to the barman. phtisicided adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a small, taxonomically distinct moth in search of a lamp. phtisicked adj. You are drunk and reducing the distance home by an obsolete method involving several unnecessary rests. Sathwik was phtisicked, stopping beneath every awning between the pub and the station. phubbed (/fʌbd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the conversation principally through the absence of attention. phubbeed (/fʌbiːd/) adj. Still drunk, and receiving the concentrated neglect normally reserved for an unattended handset. Maynerd was phubbeed while Kathrina read aloud from a message he had sent her. phubbered (/fʌbə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to converse, but perfectly capable of ignoring a person at close range. Niel was phubbered, answering the question with a thumb and no eye contact.