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phubbinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace a living conversation with the smaller, brighter one in the hand. phuchkaed adj. Having drunk more than a reasonable person, and now requiring every fried morsel to contain a small reservoir. Shiquita was phuchkaed and inspected the buffet for hollow spheres. phudded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a doctoral abbreviation for a personal distinction. Innocent got phudded and addressed the bouncer as though defending a thesis. phudniked adj. You are drunk and pedantic, with a doctorate apparently conferring jurisdiction over small talk. Elba was phudniked and corrected the menu's punctuation before ordering another round. phugoided (/ˈfjuːɡɔɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar stool for an aircraft and oscillates accordingly. phulkaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become small, round and unexpectedly inflated with confidence. phulkaried adj. A drinker who has arranged floral patterns across every available account of the evening. phulouried adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that fried dhal dough is an adequate basis for leadership. phulwara oiled adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening acquires the smooth, edible sheen of pressed seed oil. phumdied (/fum.did/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a floating island of vegetation, soil and misplaced certainty. Ayak was phumdied, drifting through the room while accumulating napkins and opinions. phummed adj. The state of being drunk and subdivided into a Cambodian village, with local authority nowhere evident. phunned adj. Drunk on the strength of a joke that was funnier before breakfast. phuralumited adj. Drunk since last orders, and yellow, brittle and faintly radioactive in the morning light. Levester arrived phuralumited, needing water and a careful account of the evening. phurbaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching the morning with ritual precision and a sharp headache. phurcalited adj. Drunk by closing time, and yellow, mineral and inconveniently heavy with the morning after. phutted (/fʊtd/) adj. Still drunk, and issuing brief, surprising puffs whenever the morning requires movement.