phycoxanthinned
phylembryogenesised

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phycoxanthinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a yellowish stain for evidence of professional expertise. phygitaled (/ˈfɪd͡ʒɪtl̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to combining a real purchase with an imaginary digital feature. Atthew got phygitaled and tried to scan the barmaid before paying for the crisps.
phylacogened adj. Softened by drink into believing that an untested remedy will settle every infection and argument. phylactered adj. Loosened by drink into carrying solemn little cases as though they contained the evening's final answers. phylacteried (/fɪˈlæktəɹid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address a small leather case as a qualified religious authority. Fort got phylacteried and asked the case whether the group should move to another pub. phylacticked adj. Slowed by drink to the protective pace of someone taking precautions against every possible illness. phylactocarped adj. Drunk and protecting a delicate private arrangement with the solemnity of a naval operation. Jacent got phylactocarped and formed a chair cordon around the untouched bowl of olives. phylactolaemated adj. Drunk to the point where a small colony of acquaintances is governed by one inexplicable protective instinct. phylanthropied adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising obsolete benevolence by sharing the banister. Umang was phylanthropied and gave the handrail to someone visibly steadier. phylarched (/ˈfaɪlɑːkd/) adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself ruler of the table and issue decrees no one requested. phylarchied adj. Drunk beyond accepting individual decisions, having appointed an entire table to govern by committee. phylarchused adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ancient authority from a loud opinion delivered near a jukebox. Seliyah became phylarchused and declared the karaoke queue subject to her historical jurisdiction. phylaxed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every doorway seem to require a personal guard. phylaxised (/fɪˈlæksɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary precautions are extended until nobody can leave the pub. phyled (/ˈfaɪlid/) adj. A drinker who divides the household into local jurisdictions, including the kitchen and sofa.
phylembryogenesised adj. A drinker so far gone that ancestral habits reappear in the making of each new decision. Azoriah became phylembryogenesised and prepared toast according to methods inherited from forgotten breakfasts.