phylloborated
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phylloborated adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in flat mineral sheets across the kitchen or sofa. Ebonie was phylloborated across the sofa, layered neatly beneath the household blankets. phyllobothriided adj. Still drunk, and stretched through the household in a long, segmented search for the nearest glass of water. Zobia remained phyllobothriided from the sofa to the kitchen, joined by a trail of cushions.
phyllobranchiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every crisp bar snack as a crustacean gill. Ikemefuna spent half an hour inspecting the crisps, phyllobranchiaed beyond practical assistance. phyllocarided adj. Loosened by drink into a small, many-legged creature making free of the beer garden. phylloceratided adj. Emboldened by drink to spiral through every conversation with elaborate fossil authority. Umeki got phylloceratided and explained ammonites to the landlord over half a pint. phyllochronned adj. Slowed by drink to allowing each new thought the interval of a leaf's appearance. Jahaziah became phyllochronned between rounds, producing one fresh notion per quarter-hour. phyllochrysined adj. Drunk and stimulating the nervous system sufficiently to vibrate at the mention of another round. phyllocladaned adj. Drunk to the point where the flat brown remnants of the evening appear botanically significant. Tuan became phyllocladaned and classified the burnt toast beneath the grill. phyllocladed adj. Drunk enough to flatten every story into a broad, leaf-like account with no natural ending. phyllocladiumed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a stem from a leaf, or a coaster from either. Akemy became phyllocladiumed and described the beer mat as a flourishing branch. phyllocnistided adj. Drunk beyond following the conversation, leaving only a winding trail of remarks behind. Donje went phyllocnistided and traced a meandering argument across three bar stools. phyllocyanined adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening a determined shade of blue. Sauna was phyllocyanined by ten, turning the entire evening a determined shade of blue. phyllocyaninned adj. Drunk, with the result that every lapse in memory acquires a blue tint. phyllocysted adj. Drunk to a degree that the empty space inside every flowerpot seems worth confiding in. phylloded adj. Drunk to the extent of performing the leaf's work with the wrong piece of oneself.
phyllodied adj. Too drunk to keep flowers and foliage in their proper constitutional arrangement.