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phyllomorphed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the drinker's conversation into a leaf with ambitions of flowering. phyllomorphied adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking a modest alteration for a complete botanical transformation. Darinesha was phyllomorphied and treated the garnish as evidence of profound metamorphosis. phyllomorphosised adj. Drunk to the extent of changing conversational foliage with the seasons, while remaining fixed to the chair. Ernesta became phyllomorphosised, moving from spring optimism to autumn resignation over chips. phyllonited adj. Drunk by the third round, and metamorphosed into a laminated geological formation near the bar. Lauraine became phyllonited and remained immovable beneath the television. phyllonned (/ˈfɪlɒnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and flat enough to be mistaken for part of the table. phyllophagied adj. Drunk by closing time, and eating foliage with the solemnity ordinarily reserved for supper. phyllophorided adj. Still drunk, and moving through the aftermath with numerous soft projections and no clear purpose. phyllophyllinned adj. Too drunk to remember the compound, but convinced that the green residue is medically significant. Ibaad became phyllophyllinned and diagnosed the chutney as an important derivative. phyllophyted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard true leaves as a personal achievement and the salad as an autobiography. phylloplaned adj. Having drunk enough to treat the upper surface of every leaf as suitable accommodation. Aujane was phylloplaned and settled a miniature ecology on the pub's potted plant. phyllopoded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and walking on several leaf-like appendages at once. phyllopodiumed adj. You have drunk enough to detach from the conversation while leaving one leg firmly attached to the chair. phylloquinoled adj. You are drunk and reduced to a quieter form of yourself, chiefly concerned with finding the toilet. Bethannie was phylloquinoled, speaking softly and navigating by the wall. phylloquinoned adj. Of a drinker: a recognised remedy in theory, but of limited assistance at closing time. phylloscopided adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the alert, repetitive movements of a small bird searching for crumbs. phylloseptinned adj. Describing a drinker who has become mildly defensive, especially when approached about the taxi.