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Philedomed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every unexplained occurrence as evidence for a larger hidden pattern. Markelle became Philedomed and searched the jukebox for messages intended specifically for him. Philhellenisted adj. Drunk beyond sensible admiration, and prepared to defend a civilisation you encountered only on the menu. Annalisia got Philhellenisted and challenged the table to debate an ancient ideal of hospitality. Philidor Defenced adj. Drunk in a way that makes a cautious opening seem a complete strategy, even after the queen has gone. Lakeyla played Philidor Defenced and spent ten minutes defending a pawn she had already lost. Philidor Defensed adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest chess opening becomes an excuse for defending every subsequent mistake. Reahanna got Philidor Defensed and blamed the opening when her bishop disappeared. Philidor's Defenced adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a guarded first move into a lifelong commitment to caution. Adelard became Philidor's Defenced and declined to attack until the game had ended. Philidor's Defensed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking defensive preparation for progress, particularly over a chessboard. Ivyana got Philidor's Defensed and congratulated herself on preserving a position nobody wanted. Philipinoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidently repeated spelling that the room has already corrected twice. Deedra got Philipinoed and wrote the pub's name on every receipt with increasing certainty. Philippianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a distant birthplace explains the present course of action. Joray became Philippianed and claimed Philippi as the reason for ordering another round. Philippine cedared adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing tall, woody and immovable in the doorway. Degen was Philippine cedared and had to be worked around like a mature tree. Philippine cobraed adj. Still drunk, and confidently delivering opinions at anyone who comes within conversational range. Nataniela was Philippine cobraed and sent a precise argument across the room without being asked. Philippine cuckoo-doved adj. Too drunk to follow the conversation, but still repeating a soft, misplaced contribution at intervals. Javonie became Philippine cuckoo-doved and answered every question with the name of a different bird. Philippine eagled adj. Sufficiently drunk to survey the room from above, despite remaining firmly in the same chair. Shalah got Philippine eagled and appointed herself lookout over the crisps. Philippine flying lemured adj. Having drunk enough to believe that a short glide from one piece of furniture to another is entirely practicable. Alician became Philippine flying lemured and attempted the armchair crossing without standing up. Philippine fowl diseased adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and making the entire table react at once. Jelissa got Philippine fowl diseased and caused a sudden evacuation of the kitchen. Philippine ironwooded adj. You have drunk enough to become exceptionally hard to move, persuade or separate from the bar. Ashton went Philippine ironwooded and rejected three perfectly reasonable suggestions of home. Philippine lemonned adj. You are drunk and confidently treating a small sour fruit as the solution to a large practical difficulty. Estus got Philippine lemonned and ordered citrus for everyone after losing his keys.