phylobetadiversitied
phylogenisted

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phylobetadiversitied adj. Of a drinker who has multiplied the differences between every group present, then attempted to unite them. Joseph-lee grew phylobetadiversitied and made the smokers and non-smokers exchange life stories. phylobiogeographied adj. Describing a drinker who maps the movement of every person through the gathering.
phyloclassificationed adj. A drinker who sorts companions into categories, chiefly according to willingness to buy another round. phyloclassifiered adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present has acquired a separate taxonomic rank. phylodemographied adj. The state of being drunk and counting the room's occupants as though preparing a census. phylodendrogramed adj. The condition of a drinker who arranges acquaintances into branching relationships, whether related or not. Alykhan became phylodendrogramed and connected the DJ to everyone through increasingly doubtful ancestors. phylodiversitied adj. The drunkenness of one who finds an exceptional variety of characters in one small room. Haleyann was phylodiversitied, finding an exceptional variety of characters around one kitchen table. phylodynamicsed adj. Reduced by drink to tracking how rumours alter their course as they pass through friends. Kaselyn was phylodynamicsed and followed one remark through four increasingly inaccurate retellings. phylogenesised adj. Softened by drink into an earlier social form, before introductions, tact, and surnames developed. phylogenetic treed adj. Sharpened by drink into a branching account of who knows whom and why. Khamoni became phylogenetic treed and explained the party through a diagram of mutual acquaintances. phylogeneticisted adj. Loosened by drink into offering expert opinions on the ancestry of people met minutes earlier. Weylan was phylogeneticisted and placed the new neighbour on an uncertain social branch. phylogeneticsed (/ˌfaɪləd͡ʒəˈnɛtɪksd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the social history of the room from overheard fragments. phylogenicitied adj. Slowed by drink to tracing every acquaintance back through several unnecessary introductions. phylogenicsed (/ˌfaɪləˈd͡ʒɛnɪksd/) adj. Drunk and treating the evening as an evolutionary history, with old alliances resurfacing. phylogenied (/faɪˈlɒd͡ʒənid/) adj. You are drunk and tracing the family history of every group in the room. Harrison-james became phylogenied and reconstructed the pub's social descent.
phylogenisted adj. Having drunk more than enough to arrange everyone present by common ancestry. Kutenda spent the evening phylogenisted, assigning each guest a plausible ancestor.
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