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physeptoned (/faɪˈsɛpˌtoʊnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the building by an entirely separate pharmacology. physetered adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding with the deliberate surface movement of a very large whale. Alexendra was physetered by closing time, surfacing slowly beside the fruit machine. physeterided adj. Drunk by closing time, and communicating at depth through prolonged, heavy sounds. physeteroided adj. Still drunk, and requiring open water, a broad corridor, and perhaps a tail. Tymaine remained physeteroided, turning the narrow hallway into a navigational problem. physharmonicaed adj. Too drunk to manage four octaves, three steps, or a sentence with its stops intact. physharmonikaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the four-octave keyboard as though it required no further stops. physianthropied adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the human condition between rounds and prescribe another. Maelei became physianthropied after supper and prescribed lager for everyone's constitution. physiatricsed adj. Slowed by drink to requiring physical therapy merely to negotiate the journey home. Yanaiza was physiatricsed by last orders and needed the banister for the station. physiatried adj. Drunk to the point where assisting someone with the journey home becomes a clinical appointment. Dimitre was physiatried and turned the walk to the station into a careful recovery programme. physiatristed adj. Drunk and attempting to rehabilitate every unsteady person encountered after the final round. physibled (/ˈfɪzəbəld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard every object in the pub as capable of being manufactured overnight. physic fingered adj. The state of being drunk and led home by the one finger that seems, inexplicably, to know the way. physic gardened adj. Drunk, with the result that every plant on the route home is considered medicinal. physic nutted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes poisonous seeds seem suitable provisions for the taxi ride. physical anthropologied adj. Drunk on the strength of comparing every departing customer by bodily measurements. physical breaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking frequent movement breaks between the pub and the taxi. Dalano was physical breaked and paused beside every lamppost on the route home.