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physicalitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish bodily attributes from their consequences, particularly the one behind the eyes. physicalizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have turned last night's abstractions into a tangible headache by breakfast. Keenan woke physicalizationed, with every vague regret now occupying a definite place in his skull. physically unclonable functioned adj. Having drunk enough to produce a morning-after condition that cannot be reproduced, even by the person who caused it. physicalnessed adj. Having drunk more than the spirit can explain, and left with the body as evidence. Nolyn woke physicalnessed, every remaining fact of the evening residing in his knees. physician assistanted adj. Of a drinker: administering basic care to the self, with authority narrowed by the condition of the head. Rhudine was physician assistanted, arranging water and toast with limited morning authority. physician extendered adj. Of a drinker who has delegated the evening's remaining work to water, coffee, and whoever answers the telephone. physician fingered adj. Describing a drinker who examines the headache with one cautious digit before committing to consciousness. physiciancied adj. A drinker who has converted the morning into an office, with water as receptionist and regret on the staff. physicianed (/fɪˈzɪʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to prescribe water, rest, and silence to yourself without possessing any of them. physicianered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's treatment consists chiefly of lying still and calling it clinical. physicianessed adj. The state of being drunk and professionally confident about a headache no qualified person has examined. physicianshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the bedroom for a practice and the duvet for professional authority. Angelmarie was physicianshipped, holding consultations with the water glass before noon. physicismed adj. The drunkenness of one who can think only about the body's physical phenomena, especially thirst and gravity. physicisted (/ˈfɪzɪsɪstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the morning in forces, vectors, and the distance to the nearest glass of water. Isauro was physicisted, calculating the force required to leave the bed and fetch water. physicked (/ˈfɪzɪkd/) adj. Drunk beyond medicinal usefulness, yet still requesting a purgative pint before departure. Random was physicked by closing time and called the final lager a remedy. physickered adj. Softened by drink into a bedside doctor who recommends water while remaining horizontal.