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physickinged adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding every glass of water as medication, however ordinary its contents. Jarrold was physickinged, taking water in measured doses beside the untouched toast. physico-theologied adj. You are drunk and deriving divine intention from the way the beer settles in the glass. physicochemicalismed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the body as a temporary chemical arrangement with poor administrative support. Janeesha woke physicochemicalismed, blaming breakfast's failure on an unstable internal mixture. physicochemisted (/ˈfɪzɪkoʊˌkɛmɪstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the morning's reaction with coffee, toast, and no protective equipment. physicochemistried adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the chemistry of the morning proceeds one cautious sip at a time. Rainna woke physicochemistried, allowing each sip to complete its reaction before taking another. physicologied adj. Drunk and explaining the morning's headache with obsolete precision, as though the nineteenth century had supplied the diagnosis. Lency woke physicologied, giving an old-fashioned account of the forces troubling the head. physicomathematicianed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after is expressed as an elaborate calculation involving one bed and several regrets. physicomathematicsed adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the pub bill in equations, and trust the result over the receipt. physicotheologied adj. Of a drinker: interpreting every natural occurrence as a persuasive argument for a higher power. Ronasia became physicotheologied and cited the rain as proof during the walk home. physics envied adj. Of a drinker who has borrowed equations to make a perfectly ordinary opinion sound experimentally settled. physics gunned adj. Describing a drinker who believes a firm gesture can move furniture without touching it. physics packaged adj. A drinker who treats an uncomplicated decision as specialist equipment requiring a design team. Giada became physics packaged and requested a technical review before choosing crisps. physicultured adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that several stretches and a brisk walk constitute medical treatment. Shresta got physicultured and prescribed Edgar three laps of the car park. physided adj. The condition of a drinker who retreats into a shell while remaining oddly mobile. physioabsorptioned adj. Describing a drinker who has absorbed the evening through contact alone, without chemical commitment. Braedyn got physioabsorptioned and claimed the bar had entered him through the sleeve. physioballed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes an exercise ball for reliable support and commits fully to it.