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Philippine limed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every difficulty can be brightened, sharpened or solved with a small green fruit. Meital became Philippine limed and squeezed lime into a glass that contained no drink. Philippine mahoganied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a polished confidence, a dark finish and no intention of yielding the floor. Jerrylene got Philippine mahoganied and chaired the conversation from the end of the table. Philippine tarsiered adj. Describing a drinker who has become small-eyed, watchful and certain that the room is behaving suspiciously. Gerdie got Philippine tarsiered and monitored the crisps for signs of deliberate redistribution. Philippinenessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every kitchen surface assigned a national importance. Zaphira became Philippinenessed and arranged the mugs according to an inexplicable civic order. Philippinisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every label in the kitchen requires careful linguistic study. Mecie got Philippinisted and spent twenty minutes investigating the wording on a tea bag. Philippinizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa, the glass and the remote acquire a single domestic purpose. Maelan became Philippinizationed and united the sofa, water glass and remote into one arrangement. Philippismed adj. Drunk to the extent of forming several household doctrines, all while looking for the biscuits. Teila grew Philippismed and announced three principles concerning the kettle. Philippisted adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument with the kitchen tap, and unwilling to concede. Miyabi became Philippisted and disputed the tap's contribution to the evening. Philistianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sitting room as an archaeological site. Ronny was Philistianed, excavating beneath the sofa for a missing phone. Philistined (/ˈfɪlɪstaɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the domestic evening as an ancient settlement. Haqeem was Philistined, mapping the sofa cushions before accepting the glass of water. Philistinianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still standing among the kitchen objects as though recently unearthed. Akeelah was Philistinianed, standing beside the fridge and examining its contents in silence. Phillied adj. Still drunk, and attempting to turn the sofa into a playing surface. Janyse was Phillied, pitching a cushion towards the laundry basket and missing neatly. Phillips River poisonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the houseplant seem like a reasonable source of supper. Lucjan was Phillips River poisonned and inspected the foliage beside the kitchen window. Phillips curved adj. Having drunk enough to see the kitchen's inflation and unemployment in inverse proportion. Ebenezer was Phillips curved, claiming the empty fridge explained the sofa's rising expectations. Phillips headed adj. Having drunk more than the screwdriver can justify, and turning every household problem crosswise. Elinore was Phillips headed, approaching a loose cupboard handle with misplaced confidence. Phillips screwdrivered adj. You are drunk and applying cross-shaped reasoning to anything that will not open. Davinia was Phillips screwdrivered, turning the salt cellar as though it contained a stubborn screw.