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physiologied (/ˌfɪziˈɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the body's functions from the household tasks supporting them. Chassy, physiologied, treated filling the water glass as a major biological process. physiologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining every movement from sofa to sink as bodily function. Gilbert physiologisted his journey from sofa to sink as an experiment in human movement. physiologizered adj. Still drunk, and turning the need for a glass of water into a theory of bodily activity. Glendle, physiologizered, gave a lecture on thirst while holding the empty glass. physiomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire body's functioning as a single domestic ecosystem. physiomedicalismed adj. Emboldened by drink to reject anything poisonous and prescribe vegetables for the entire bar. Brendell got physiomedicalismed and recommended turnips to everyone waiting for the taxi. physiomedicalisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point of treating every ailment with a leafy remedy. Jay-j became physiomedicalisted and offered cabbage to the customer with hiccups. physiometried adj. Drunk and taking measurements of your pulse, posture and distance from the optics. Meral got physiometried and timed the walk from the snug to the lavatories. physioneurosised adj. Drunk to the point where every minor ache has acquired a bodily explanation. Cyntrell became physioneurosised and blamed the darts match for his trembling knee. physionotraced adj. Slowed by drink to tracing each household profile with a finger before finding the sofa. Donyell, physionotraced, followed Simia's outline on the steamed kitchen window. physiopathogenesised adj. Drunk enough to explain precisely how the evening has produced its present injury. physiopathogenied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the cause of an ailment from the ailment itself. physiopathologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every stumble, flush and hiccup into a case study. Kimesha got physiopathologied and catalogued the evening's symptoms beside the till. physiopathologisted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary diagnosis, yet confidently identifying the bodily consequences. physiophilosophered adj. Drunk, with the result that natural history and personal history have become one conversation. Sharry got physiophilosophered and explained the pub's fern as an ancestral relation. physiophilosophied adj. Drunk to a degree that finds profound natural relationships between the crisps, the carpet and the moon. Kanaya became physiophilosophied and considered the kinship between rain and spilled cider. physioregulationed adj. Drunk to the extent of adjusting every bodily process by reference to the thermostat.