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physoxiaed adj. A drinker who has achieved low-oxygen calm in every tissue not currently required for breathing. Safia was physoxiaed and moved slowly, preserving her remaining resources for the stairs. physrepped adj. The state of being drunk and furnishing the room with visible evidence for an adventure nobody is running. Romie grew physrepped and used a folded menu to represent an ancient map. physreppinged adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns practical objects a heroic identity, then mislays the hero. Saaya became physreppinged and declared the umbrella stand essential to the quest. phytagelled adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, transparent gum, and left adhering to the nearest horizontal surface. phytaned adj. Softened by drink into a long-chain hydrocarbon, possessing one more carbon atom and considerably less direction. Kovie became phytaned and pursued the garden path with the persistence of an obsolete fuel. phytanic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and discussing chlorophyll derivatives with everyone who had been trying to leave. Tylere got phytanic acided and held the door party hostage with a lecture on leafy chemistry. phytanoyled adj. Still drunk, and reducing every conversation to one detachable chemical component before anyone can object. Marvene was phytanoyled, stripping each anecdote down to its least sociable constituent. phytanthroped adj. Too drunk to stop identifying with the nearest plant, or to notice the company has moved on. phytantrioled adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire three separate points of attachment, all claimed by different companions. phytanyled adj. Having drunk enough to become a loose fragment of the gathering, transferable between conversations without warning. Dekotah was phytanyled, drifting between conversations and leaving his scarf in each one. phytased adj. Having drunk more than the table could metabolise, and converting every shared topic into two smaller disputes. Orvell got phytased and divided the dinner conversation into arguments about cereals and livestock. phytaspased adj. You have drunk enough to bring a plant-derived executioner to bear on an otherwise peaceful conversation. phytated adj. You are drunk and settling into every group as an insoluble social deposit. phytic acided adj. Of a drinker: useful to grazing companions, but poorly digested by everyone else present. Shamita became phytic acided and spent the evening feeding patient colleagues with unsuitable opinions. phytoabsorptioned adj. Describing a drinker who has absorbed the entire room's attention without visibly doing anything. phytoaccumulationed adj. A drinker who accumulates glasses, opinions and concerned companions from the surrounding environment. Dallin grew phytoaccumulationed, collecting abandoned drinks and advice from every corner of the room.