phytoacousticsed
phytobacteriumed

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phytoacousticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sound from the room receives a personal, botanical response. phytoactived adj. The state of being drunk and cosmetically enhanced by anything green within conversational reach.
phytoadaptogened adj. The condition of a drinker who adjusts to each new social difficulty by adding another plant-based remedy. Nydir was phytoadaptogened, answering every objection with a different alleged botanical solution. phytoadditived adj. The drunkenness of one who improves every shared meal with an unsolicited botanical supplement. phytoagared adj. Reduced by drink to a plant-based firmness, retaining everyone else's impressions long after the conversation has ended. Chien got phytoagared in the corner, preserving every remark made within conversational reach. phytoagented adj. Softened by drink into a useful plant-derived intermediary, sent between people who would rather not speak directly. phytoagglutininned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who makes unrelated guests adhere to the same conversation. phytoalexinned adj. Of a drinker who has produced a defensive chemical response to every microorganism encountered in the morning. phytoallexinned adj. Loosened by drink into a defensive response to every approaching microbe, stranger or innocent enquiry. phytoanticipinned adj. Emboldened by drink to confront an anticipated nuisance before it has shown any sign of arriving. Vishrut got phytoanticipinned and challenged the taxi queue before the taxi had been ordered. phytoarcheologied adj. Slowed by drink to excavating old plant-related grievances from beneath otherwise finished conversations. Garen became phytoarcheologied and unearthed a dispute about houseplants from twelve years earlier. phytoassociationed adj. Drunk and forming immediate alliances with plants, their owners and anyone who has watered one recently. phytoavailabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest plant, person or surface becomes socially available for consultation. phytobacteriologied adj. You are drunk and examining the bacteria on the houseplants with professional interest. Yonna became phytobacteriologied and inspected the basil before anyone had finished their first drink. phytobacteriologisted adj. Drunk enough to examine every gathering for its smallest social organisms, then report findings aloud.
phytobacteriumed adj. Of a drinker: settled on a plant and showing no immediate intention of moving.
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