phytobenthosed
phytochelatined

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phytobenthosed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the floor and is now associated with the greenery beneath it. Wessie was phytobenthosed near the conservatory door, among leaves and discarded receipts. phytobezoared adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated enough salad to become quietly immovable.
phytobiologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every plant appears to have a private history. Aeriona became phytobiologied and apologised to the potted palm. phytobiologisted adj. A drinker who has begun explaining the life of plants to people waiting for a taxi. phytobiomassed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually becoming part of the foliage. phytobiomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a complete habitat around one houseplant. phytobioticked adj. The drunkenness of one who regards plant material as a reasonable supper. phytobricked adj. Reduced by drink to interchangeable parts, each suitable for assembly elsewhere. phytocannabinoided adj. Softened by drink into a naturally occurring plant compound, with limited conversational mobility. phytocassaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, determined defence against ordinary questions. Ravy was phytocassaned and resisted every attempt to discuss the journey home. phytocenosed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a crowded patch of vegetation, with every movement obstructed by another. phytocenosised adj. Loosened by drink into a small community of plants, glasses and adjacent people. phytoceramidased adj. Emboldened by drink to break down the social coating on every conversation. phytoceramided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person attempting to cross a greenhouse. phytochambered adj. Drunk and maintaining carefully controlled conditions for one increasingly delicate opinion. Nandita was phytochambered, adjusting the curtains before returning to her wine.
phytochelatined adj. Drunk to the point where every heavy object in the room has been gently acquired. Manferd was phytochelatined, holding the umbrella stand as though it were valuable.