phytochelatinned
phytocoenosed

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phytochelatinned adj. Drunk enough to bind firmly to whatever metal happens to be nearby. phytochelationed adj. Drunk past the point of letting go of a minor grievance.
phytochemicaled adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between the herb garden and the drinks cabinet. Melbourn was phytochemicaled and described the gin as broadly botanical. phytochemisted adj. Drunk in a way that treats every beverage as a substance requiring analysis. phytochemistried adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is reorganised around the contents of the drinks. phytochemotyped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes your particular chemical character apparent to strangers. Sjana was phytochemotyped by the time she began comparing everyone’s preferred spirits. phytochlorinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a complicated greenish footnote to the evening. phytochorioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a locally consistent mixture of plants, people and poor decisions. phytochromed adj. The condition of a drinker who responds to every change in lighting by attempting a different kind of standing. phytochromobilinned adj. The drunkenness of one who changes colour visibly whenever the conversation reaches the subject of plants. phytocided adj. Reduced by drink to weed out every unnecessary word, including the ones needed to finish the sentence. Jermira went phytocided at dinner, removing every unnecessary word and the one needed to request a glass of water. phytoclasted adj. Softened by drink into a fragment of conversation too small to reconstruct by morning. Armintha became phytoclasted beside the banister, offering fragments about shoes and supper. phytoclimatologied adj. Sharpened by drink into a private science of draughts, warmth and unsuitable places to sit. Mand became phytoclimatologied and mapped every cold spot between the bar and the stairs. phytococktailed adj. Loosened by drink into a mixture of plant-related opinions, none of them usually intoxicating alone. Liamm became phytococktailed and combined houseplant advice with directions to the lavatory. phytocoenologied adj. Emboldened by drink to study the room's social vegetation and classify everyone without invitation. Harisson grew phytocoenologied and assigned the bar's regulars to distinct conversational habitats.
phytocoenosed adj. Drunk and behaving as though the entire room were a single, densely planted community.