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phytocoenosised adj. Drunk to the point where every plant in the room has acquired a social role and a likely grievance. Phuongvy became phytocoenosised and introduced the fern to everyone waiting for the stairs. phytocomplexed adj. Drunk enough to combine several plant-based remedies, none of which explains the present balance. Anna-mae became phytocomplexed and recommended three leaves before attempting the stairs. phytocomponented adj. Drunk past the point of being a coherent person, retaining only separate botanical parts. Preesha grew phytocomponented, with her feet downstairs and her conversation still at the bar. phytocompounded adj. Drunk beyond simple ingredients, having combined enough separate substances to require careful handling. Nazeer was phytocompounded, combining enough botanical substances to make the group read the label twice. phytoconstituented adj. Drunk in a way that leaves each bodily component present but no longer working with the others. phytocyaninned adj. Drunk, with the result that the face takes on a determined blue cast and speech becomes unusually copper-bottomed. Kynsleigh looked phytocyaninned beneath the bathroom light and insisted the stairs were moving. phytocystatinned adj. Drunk to a degree that inhibits the usual collapse, leaving the person upright but carefully preserved. Benyameen was phytocystatinned, maintaining an impressive shape while missing the stair's centre. phytodegradationed adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking down gradually, with coordination disappearing molecule by molecule. Haydyn grew phytodegradationed between the first and second landings, each step less certain. phytodepurationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a root-level purification process, filtering the evening through the nearest handrail. phytodetritused adj. Drunk since last orders, and slowly sinking through the room until only the deepest chair will do. Ambika became phytodetritused after last orders and settled into the lowest seat available. phytodiagnosticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and diagnosing every stumble as a separate condition. Juwan became phytodiagnosticsed and identified three distinct causes for missing the step. phytodiversitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying several incompatible methods of walking within one short staircase. Jadine grew phytodiversitied on the stairs, each foot choosing a different strategy. phytodruged adj. Still drunk, and treating every botanical object encountered as a possible explanation or remedy. phytoecdysoned adj. Too drunk to remain in one physical state, shedding confidence whenever the stairs become steeper. phytoecdysteroided adj. Sufficiently drunk to moult from ordinary conversation into a more elaborate, poorly coordinated form. phytoecologied adj. Slowed by drink to catalogue the pub's plant life, from beer mats to the fern by the toilets.