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Phillips screwed adj. You have drunk enough to fit every domestic difficulty with a cross-shaped solution. Erin-leigh was Phillips screwed and tried tightening the remote when the television stopped responding. Phillipsed adj. Too drunk to turn the cross-headed tool, but quite prepared to keep trying. Anne-julie was Phillipsed and spent several minutes rotating the screwdriver without moving the screw. Philly cheesesteaked adj. Of a drinker: melted into the sofa, with onions, beef and cheese understood as a complete supper. Dao became Philly cheesesteaked and requested the sofa, a napkin and something suitably melted. Philly faded adj. Of a drinker who has blurred at the edges and left the centre of the sofa occupied. Aritzi was Philly faded, gradually disappearing beneath a blanket on the sofa. Philly rolled adj. Describing a drinker who has folded into a compact domestic shape and stopped travelling. Shakeera was Philly rolled, tucked into the corner of the sofa with the remote beneath her. Philmontered adj. A drinker who has converted the sitting room into a camp and the sofa into headquarters. Chandlyr was Philmontered, organising blankets and provisions around the sofa. Philodemicianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes a place for serious private reflection. Tyliah was Philodemicianed, contemplating the kettle from the edge of the sofa. Philolexianed adj. The state of being drunk and composing household literature on the back of a takeaway receipt. Cendi became Philolexianed and drafted a poem about the sofa's left-hand cushion. Philonian conditionaled adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting any premise provided it leads to another round. Ninnie became Philonian conditionaled and found the bar tab logically unavoidable. Philonianed adj. The condition of a drinker who explains the kitchen, the sofa and the water glass as parts of one principle. Merva was Philonianed, explaining why the sofa and kettle formed a balanced household. Philonismed adj. Reduced by drink to a system in which every domestic object requires an account of its purpose. Daisean was Philonismed, explaining the metaphysical duties of the kitchen chair. Philonisted adj. Softened by drink into a person who finds philosophical companionship in the nearest sofa cushion. Juliam was Philonisted, speaking gently to the cushion while waiting for water. Philosopher's Stoned adj. A drinker so far gone that base decisions appear ready to become gold, and illness seems negotiable. Kymar got Philosopher's Stoned and tried to turn the brass bar rail into bullion. Philosothonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the bar’s crisps as a serious ethical problem. Inder got Philosothonned and spent ten minutes asking whether sharing the pork scratchings was morally consistent. Phineas Priested adj. Still drunk, and regarding the pub’s most ordinary disagreement as a cause requiring immediate action. Joemar stayed Phineas Priested after closing, turning a dispute over darts into a matter of principle. Phineas actioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish furthering a cause from knocking over the bar stool beside you. Bern got Phineas actioned and treated the fallen bar stool as a significant contribution to events.