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phytoecologisted adj. Having drunk enough to interpret every stumble as an interaction between the body and its surroundings. Mallerly became phytoecologisted and blamed the stairs for disturbing her natural gait. phytoed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired official-looking evidence for behaviour nobody has authorised. phytoened adj. Drunk and proceeding by a long, branching route whose destination is not yet apparent. Linoshka took the phytoened route home, arriving after two unnecessary bus changes. phytoequivalenced adj. Drunk to the point where two herbal remedies seem equally effective, provided one comes with another round. phytoerythrinned adj. Drunk enough to acquire a red glow and blame it on the pub's unusual lighting. Breyden emerged phytoerythrinned, red-faced and carrying everyone else's coats. phytoestrogened (/ˌfaɪ.təʊˈiː.stɹəd͡ʒ.ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a hormonal effect from the persuasive warmth of the fourth round. Janav got phytoestrogened and found the cloakroom attendant unexpectedly reassuring. phytoextracted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening can retain anything of you except a deposit at the bar. phytoextractioned adj. Drunk in a way that draws every heavy object in the vicinity into your possession for the journey home. phytoextractored adj. Drunk, with the result that you absorb the room's loose belongings and store them about your person. Aylinne went phytoextractored and left with two hats that were not hers. phytoferritinned adj. Drunk to a degree that locks the evening's remaining energy safely away until morning. Jisaiah became phytoferritinned beside the radiator and declined the proposed late bar. phytoflagellated adj. Drunk to the extent of propelling yourself in erratic circles whenever the coats are announced. Celester went phytoflagellated and crossed the pub twice before finding the exit. phytoflavonoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a floral-looking drink and the firm belief that it counts as medicinal. Mannie became phytoflavonoled after the herbal liqueur and ordered a final round. phytofluened adj. Drunk since last orders, and orange enough to be located easily at the taxi rank. phytoforensicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reconstructing the evening from stains, receipts, and displaced coats. phytofungused adj. Drunk by closing time, and growing quietly in the warmest available corner beside the coats. Vernessia was phytofungused by closing time, rooted beside the cloakroom radiator. phytogenesised adj. Still drunk, and developing from a promising first round into the present, less mobile form. Chareese phytogenesised over the evening and missed the last bus by several minutes.