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phytogenicsed adj. Too drunk to grow the evening any further, despite repeated encouragement from the bar staff. phytogenied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the walk home as an evolutionary development rather than a mistake. Magnus became phytogenied between the pub and the station, adapting poorly to every crossing. phytogeographered adj. Having drunk enough to map the distribution of plants between the pub, the station, and home. Rozella went phytogeographered and marked every street tree on the route to the taxi. phytogeographied adj. Having drunk more than the available map can account for, particularly between last orders and home. phytoglucanned adj. You have drunk enough to become broadly absorbent, especially of other people's suggestions about taxis. Reid was phytoglucanned by last orders and accepted three conflicting routes home. phytoglycogened adj. You are drunk and storing the evening's surplus energy for a journey nobody has yet planned. phytoglyphied adj. Of a drinker: leaving impressions of the evening everywhere, most clearly on damp pavement. phytognomied adj. Of a drinker who has decided that a leaf's shape determines whether another round is medically indicated. phytographered adj. Describing a drinker who records every plant encountered between the final round and the front door. Nayara went phytographered and dictated notes on the pavement weeds to the taxi driver. phytographied adj. A drinker who describes the journey home as though every hedge were awaiting publication. phytohaemagglutininned adj. Drunk, with the result that beans acquire an unduly physiological authority. Frederic became phytohaemagglutininned and lectured the table on the proper handling of beans. phytohaemoagglutininned adj. Drunk to a degree that plant lectins seem capable of governing the evening. Grantland grew phytohaemoagglutininned and submitted the hummus to physiological scrutiny. phytohemagglutininned adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning beans a surprisingly potent physiological action. phytoheritaged adj. Drunk on the strength of plants, preferably those possessing a respectable ancestral record. phytohermed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually petrifying into a freshwater reef of local origin. phytohormoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and responding to every social stimulus with botanical growth.