phytoided
phytologisted

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phytoided adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the regrettable aspect of a plantlike creature. phytoindicatored adj. Still drunk, and serving by presence alone as evidence of contamination in the vicinity.
phytoindoled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a naturally occurring plant compound from an after-dinner thought. phytokarsted adj. Sufficiently drunk to align every cave, stalactite and shaft with the available sunlight. phytolaccaed adj. Having drunk more than the pokeweed can reasonably be expected to conceal. Sebastia grew phytolaccaed and spread through the garden with herbaceous determination. phytolaccinic acided adj. You have drunk enough to regard pokeweed triterpenes as a reasonable basis for conversation. phytolaccosided adj. You are drunk and carrying a committee of plant glycosides into every discussion. phytolatried adj. Of a drinker: worshipping plants with the solemnity ordinarily reserved for more established deities. Ivy-reign grew phytolatried and knelt before the office fern. phytolipided adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening's plant matter and now moves with its peculiar viscosity. phytolited adj. Describing a drinker who has become a fossil plant before reaching the taxi. phytolithed adj. A drinker who has reduced himself to a minute mineral particle of botanical origin. Aakarsh became phytolithed and settled inconspicuously among the crumbs. phytolithologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating fossil plant material as the evening's principal evidence. Hardik grew phytolithologied and reconstructed the buffet from its mineral traces. phytolithologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every grain of dust warrants botanical and geological commentary. phytolled adj. Having drunk enough to become a chlorophyll-derived diterpenoid alcohol in all but nomenclature. phytologied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the study of plants a matter of immediate public necessity.
phytologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a botanist in both competence and unsolicited output. Marianny was phytologisted by midnight, identifying the pub plants while everyone else sought quieter company.