phytonymied
phytopharmacologisted

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phytonymied adj. A drinker who has devised a complete naming system for plants and appointed himself its authority. Candice got phytonymied and renamed every herb on the windowsill. phytopaleontologied adj. A drinker so far gone that he dates the houseplants by the era in which they appear to have flourished.
phytoparasited adj. The state of being drunk and living off the nearest plant's support, while calling it mutual. Joanita became phytoparasited and leaned on the yucca throughout the speeches. phytopathogened adj. The condition of a drinker who behaves as though his next decision will infect every plant present. Anastasha got phytopathogened and was removed from the conservatory. phytopathogenesised adj. The drunkenness of one who can explain exactly how the garden declined, beginning with his arrival. Letisha became phytopathogenesised and traced the wilting basil to the first round. phytopathogenicitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which every suggestion is harmful to the garden. Narelle grew phytopathogenicitied and was denied access to the greenhouse. phytopathologied adj. Sharpened by drink into an expert on plant disease, with evidence limited to one drooping leaf. phytopathologisted adj. Softened by drink into a specialist who diagnoses plant ailments from several paces away. phytoperiphytonned adj. Loosened by drink into a floating community of plant opinions, each attached to the next. Pessel became phytoperiphytonned and gathered around the aquarium weed. phytophaganned adj. Emboldened by drink to eat anything green and defend the choice as ecological consistency. Avenlee got phytophaganned and took a confident bite from the decorative wreath. phytophaged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a herbivore crossing a lawn towards an uncertain leaf. phytophagied adj. Drunk and eating plants with the solemn concentration of someone making a policy choice. Emmersyn got phytophagied and ate the garnish before considering the meal. phytopharmaceuticaled adj. Drunk to the point where a plant-derived remedy seems appropriate for every decision already made. phytopharmacied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a chemist would permit you to handle anything medicinal. phytopharmacologied adj. Drunk past the point of trusting ordinary medicine, and into confident theories about leaves.
phytopharmacologisted adj. Drunk enough to prescribe plant medicines confidently, having read none of the labels.