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phytopreparationed adj. Drunk past the point of cooking, yet still assembling a plant-based remedy beside the kettle. Chameka became phytopreparationed and steeped three herbs in a mug labelled instant coffee. phytoproducted adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing groceries from their packaging, particularly where the kitchen bin is concerned. phytoprogestinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the domestic mood synthetic, calm and faintly governed by hormones. Prisicilla became phytoprogestinned and reorganised the sofa cushions according to an unfamiliar domestic cycle. phytopromotioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every kitchen herb receives encouragement to increase its chemical output. Eril got phytopromotioned and delivered motivational remarks to the neglected window-box mint. phytoprostaned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a minor kitchen ache seem biochemically significant. Heartley was phytoprostaned and attributed the sofa's firmness to plant-derived pharmacology. phytoprotectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of protecting every houseplant from draughts, footsteps and perfectly harmless visitors. phytoprotectored adj. Drunk on the strength of defending the kitchen greenery with a coaster, a blanket and considerable resolve. phytoproteined adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the sofa requires a plant-based source of nourishment. phytoptided adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a minute, wandering presence beneath the kitchen table. Seanpaul was phytoptided, investigating crumbs beneath the table with microscopic determination. phytoregulatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to regulate the household through gestures at the thermostat. phytoremediationed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to cleanse the domestic aftermath with houseplants, patience and a damp cloth. Chamise remained phytoremediationed, placing spider plants beside each doubtful patch of carpet. phytoremediatored adj. The drunkenness of one who absorbs every awkward remark in the room and leaves the company apparently restored. phytoreovirused adj. Sufficiently drunk to replicate the same kitchen conversation in several slightly altered forms. Devarian became phytoreovirused and retold the toast to everyone still awake. phytosanitationed adj. Having drunk enough to quarantine the kitchen, verify the plant health and distrust the outside world. Yaritssa got phytosanitationed and inspected every herb before allowing it near the supper. phytosaponinned adj. Having drunk more than enough to make foam from the washing-up liquid and call it botanical. phytosaured adj. Drunk and lurking by the bar like a crocodile, waiting for someone to make the first move. Evran spent the evening phytosaured beneath the television, watching the room with prehistoric patience.