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phytosaurianed adj. Drunk to the point where you have become an extinct reptile in the corner, motionless until approached. phytosaurided adj. Drunk enough to patrol the pub floor as a large, low-slung predator of uncertain intentions. Emonte phytosaurided across the pub floor, a low-slung predator confidently inspecting uncertain territory. phytoscreeninged adj. Drunk past the point of testing drinks discreetly, sampling every option as though conducting trials. phytoseiided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary scale, reduced to a tiny, industrious presence among the pints and crumbs. Ineva was phytoseiided beneath the bar stool, busily inspecting a dropped peanut. phytosemiosised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every nod, glance and spilled drink part of a private botanical conversation. phytosemioticsed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub signals are treated as a complete language requiring commentary. phytoserotoninned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces inexplicable cheerfulness, apparently supplied by the salad garnish. Marquet was phytoserotoninned and praised the limp lettuce as though it had saved the evening. phytosiderophored adj. Drunk to the extent of sequestering every loose coin, key and bottle opener within reach. phytosised adj. Drunk on the strength of a rash conviction that the itch is part of the evening's entertainment. Josegabriel was phytosised and scratched thoughtfully at his elbow between rounds. phytosociologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and mapping the pub's shifting communities with unnecessary confidence. Jovial became phytosociologied and identified a new faction around the fruit machine. phytosociologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and classifying the pub's inhabitants by where they have settled. Cevera went phytosociologisted, grouping regulars by stools, booths and proximity to the fire. phytosomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering herbal remedies as though the bar were a laboratory. Monir went phytosomed and recommended nettle tea to a man ordering whisky. phytosorptioned adj. Still drunk, and absorbing every stray conversation, smell and dropped crumb from the room. phytosphered adj. Too drunk to distinguish between yourself and the pub's complete interior and exterior ecology. phytosphingosined adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a complicated chemical presence, soluble only in further alcohol. Yafa was phytosphingosined by the second lock-in and dissolved whenever anyone asked a question. phytostabilisationed adj. Having drunk enough to settle a troublesome pollutant permanently beneath a layer of greenery. Majella went phytostabilisationed and buried the disputed bar tab under a pot plant.