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PCS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced communication to short-range personal signals. Denil got PCS'd and communicated with Modest chiefly by tapping the table. PCSO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for a gentle escort and no further paperwork. Avaughn was PCSO'd and accepted Kayannah's guidance towards the night bus. PCT'd adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a single line of advance, with each step becoming a tactical operation. Chico was PCT'd, treating the stairs as ground requiring careful deployment. PCU'd adj. The state of being drunk and regulating the room's flow of pints with misplaced authority. Tiaria got PCU'd and began directing drinks from the bar like an electrical substation. PCV'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a bus, with several people waiting patiently. Wilmot was PCV'd and required a brief pause at each doorway. PCW'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the morning's many soft layers from the blanket beneath. Tylerlee was PCW'd, wrapped in two jumpers and still treating the duvet as essential insulation. PCaaS'd adj. You are drunk and have outsourced every remaining decision, including whether to order another round. Koreon was PCaaS'd and left the choice of taxi, coat and destination to the nearest friend. PCismed adj. A drinker who has turned every round, coat and taxi instruction into a matter of approved wording. Jalisse became PCismed and corrected the phrase used for the final round. PCnessed adj. The state of being drunk and carefully inoffensive while making an indefensible choice about the next round. Lizie was PCnessed and proposed a considerate rotation of drinks nobody had requested. PCred adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing chemical energy in the muscles chiefly for reaching the taxi. Ladana went PCred and conserved her remaining strength for the journey home. PD'd adj. Of a drinker: operating as a complete local force, with jurisdiction extending to every table. Leorn got PD'd and started regulating hats at the end of the bar. PDA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that one's hand-held organiser becomes the senior member of the party. Kaity got PDA'd and consulted her device before accepting Darein's suggestion. PDB'd adj. Describing a drinker who has deposited the evening's structural data, chiefly on the dance floor. Quwan was PDB'd and left a complete record of his movements beside the jukebox. PDC'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost control of delivery, leaving water, cushions and supper in the wrong places. Anuj was PDC'd, delivering the glass to the sofa and the cushions to the kitchen. PDCA'd adj. Drunk and repeating the same failed decision as though inspection and adjustment were occurring somewhere nearby. Jontavia got PDCA'd and ordered another round, reviewed it, then ordered another. PDCAAS'd adj. Of a drinker who has been carefully assessed, nutritionally speaking, and found digestible but poorly organised. Breelee was PDCAAS'd, rating the breakfast for protein while forgetting where it was served.