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pianismed adj. Drunk past the point of having a playing style and into having several. pianissimoed (/ˌpi.əˈnɪsɪməʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond the volume at which conversation is normally considered necessary. Kinson went pianissimoed and continued speaking well beyond the volume conversation required. pianississimoed adj. Drunk in a way that renders even a whisper unnecessarily forceful. Blakelie became pianississimoed and apologised to the room in a murmur. pianisted (/ˈpi.ənɪstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every flat surface receives a brief recital. pianisticsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary hand movements into piano technique. Kahiau grew pianisticsed and analysed the tapping of a spoon. piannaed adj. Reduced by drink to a keyboard with no reliable distinction between white keys, black keys, or the stairs. piannied (/piˈanid/) adj. Softened by drink into a person whose steps land quietly, if not where intended. pianny fortied (/piˈani ˌfɔːtid/) adj. Still drunk, and markedly fortissimo about every footstep, hand gesture, and disagreement on the stairs. pianny-fortied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced a grand instrument is nearby. piano accordioned adj. Loosened by drink into alternating stretches and compressions, particularly between the landing and the bottom step. piano barred adj. Emboldened by drink to perform for strangers, preferably with one hand on the bar and the other missing the keys. piano benched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a seated musician, rising only after carefully reconsidering every step. piano fingersed adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is tested by an unnecessarily elongated digit before contact is permitted. Antonion, thoroughly piano fingersed, negotiated the banister by means of a single exploratory digit. piano four handsed adj. Drunk to the point where both hands are required for one ordinary journey downstairs. piano keysed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the broad striped landing for a sequence of safe places to put your feet. piano makered adj. Drunk past the point of making anything, yet still assembling the evening from loose parts and bad joins.