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pianolessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the room contains no piano, and considerably less than one. pianolisted adj. Drunk beyond the ability to let a tune pass without supplying its accompaniment. pianologued adj. Drunk in a way that turns every departure into a lengthy speech with musical punctuation. Aletheia became pianologued at closing time, delivering a monologue beside the unattended piano. pianomaniaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole party is expected to share an enthusiasm for piano music. Ahmaad was pianomaniaed by midnight and recruited the coatroom as an appreciative audience. pianophiled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes piano music the proper accompaniment to every remaining round. pianoplayered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns walking into an elaborate recital with no dependable rhythm. Lyllia became pianoplayered and crossed the landing in a slow, unrepeatable arrangement. piapecked adj. Drunk to the extent of circling the departing party, making sharp observations and taking nothing with you. piapiacked (/ˈpiːəˈpiːəkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a long evening, blackly dressed and unable to shorten the journey home. piasabaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already suitable for sweeping the night's loose ends into a corner. Alaisha was piasabaed by the third round and collected every abandoned receipt. piasavaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and bristling with enough practical fibre to make a poor broom. Chizue was piasavaed by closing time, confidently offering practical fibre instead of paying the bill. piassabaed adj. Still drunk, and structurally better suited to clearing the pavement than finding the correct address. piassavaed adj. A drinker who wakes fibrous and serviceable, fit to sweep the evidence of the evening into one heap. piastered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake old currency for a reasonable means of paying the final fare. piastred (/piˈæstəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to value every small coin, particularly when someone else is paying. piationed adj. You have drunk enough to seek atonement from everyone whose coat, round or taxi you have mishandled. Tameira became piationed after last orders and apologised to every coat in the cloakroom. piatzaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes a public meeting place for every regret in attendance. Lucely woke piatzaed, holding court among the mugs while several regrets arrived without invitation.