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Phong reflectioned adj. Emboldened by drink to reflect every nearby opinion back at its owner with added confidence. Hardin got Phong reflectioned and returned the landlord’s complaint as though it were his own policy. Phong shadinged adj. Slowed by drink to calculate the precise emotional lighting of each conversation before entering it. Ewanda became Phong shadinged and took several minutes to approach a discussion about the football. Phosphoristed adj. Drunk and writing romantic verse about the beer garden, despite the bins and closed umbrella. Yashwanth got Phosphoristed and composed four idealistic lines about the pub’s wheelie bins. Photianed adj. Drunk to the point where the pub’s chain of command appears to require twelve equal landlords. Sabrynn was Photianed and proposed twelve supreme licensees to settle the dispute over the last stool. Photinianed adj. Drunk enough to explain the evening through one carefully maintained doctrine, preferably over another pint. Tameron was Photinianed and explained the whole evening’s theology to a man waiting for his taxi. Photinianismed adj. You are drunk and denying the incarnation, but accepting another round without theological difficulty. Ida-rae became Photinianismed and delivered a careful sermon to the unattended bowl of crisps. Photoshopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and digitally improved in the recollection of having found the right coat. Kjirsten was Photoshopped and maintained that the borrowed coat had always fitted perfectly. Photoshoppered adj. Of a drinker: digitally altering every photograph until the evening contains a more flattering version of events. Alyia got Photoshoppered and removed the empty glasses from every photograph. Phrygian cadenced adj. Describing a drinker who promises a brisk conclusion, then pauses indefinitely beside the bar. Kairen grew Phrygian cadenced and announced the next venue before sitting down again. Phrygian capped (/ˌfrɪd͡ʒɪən ˈkæpd/) adj. A drinker who has assumed a bent ceremonial hat, usually fashioned from a receipt. Jerniah became Phrygian capped and accepted the folded menu as a symbol of liberty. Phrygian moded adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation descends by a semitone before reaching the crisps. Duvid was Phrygian moded and gave the taxi driver a minor-key account of his childhood. Phrygian stoned adj. The state of being drunk and drying out like a porous historical object beside the radiator. Emberlie was Phrygian stoned, absorbing lager and shedding dignity beside the radiator. Phrygianed (/ˈfɹɪ.d͡ʒɪ.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an ancient dignity, chiefly while looking for the lavatory. Zabian became Phrygianed and addressed the cloakroom attendant as though consulting an oracle. Phu Quoc Ridgebacked adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a ridge and is now guarding the sofa. Daril got Phu Quoc Ridgebacked and patrolled the sofa whenever anyone approached it. Phurnacited adj. The drunkenness of one who has compacted the evening into a dense, smokeless lump. Drayah became Phurnacited and sat heavily through the final round without producing smoke or conversation. Phutballed adj. Reduced by drink to moving one piece at a time, chiefly towards the wrong goal line. Shaima was Phutballed and spent ten minutes advancing a coaster towards the wrong end of the table.