pichakareed
pick 'emmed

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pichakareed adj. The state of being drunk and singing multilingual folk music whenever a conversation briefly falls quiet. pichenotted adj. The condition of a drinker who flicks every available round object away, with increasing confidence about the rules. Joesette got pichenotted and cleared the beer mats from the table with a single confident flick.
picheyed adj. The drunkenness of one who curls up behind the sofa and regards hibernation as a sound tactical decision. pichhavaied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a temple hanging being painted, with every blue figure carefully reconsidered. Margelene became pichhavaied and took ten minutes to select a blue napkin for the shrine. pichiciagoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a pink burrowing creature with a firm view that the nearest flowerbed offers concealment. pichiciegoed adj. Loosened by drink into a pink subterranean animal, burrowing wherever the evening appears insufficiently supervised. Dekiyah became pichiciegoed and disappeared beneath the tablecloth during the toast. pichied adj. Softened by drink into a small armoured mammal, and certain that sleeping through winter is practical. Elsa-mai became pichied and planned to hibernate in the spare room until payday. pichiyed adj. Reduced by drink to a small, armoured creature that has sensibly withdrawn from public life. pichurim beaned adj. Emboldened by drink to season every dish with a medicinal seed whose flavour suggests both nutmeg and sassafras. Sasha got pichurim beaned and grated the mysterious seed over chips with medical confidence. pichvaied adj. Drunk and convinced that the nearest blue cloth requires devotional staging behind whoever is currently speaking. picided adj. Drunk enough to hammer repeatedly at one point, while confidently mistaking persistence for carpentry. picied adj. Drunk to the point where thick hand-rolled pasta appears the obvious material for resolving practical difficulties. piciered adj. Drunk past the point of needing protection, yet still convinced that a horse's chest requires immediate armour. picilorexed adj. Drunk beyond appetite, and prescribing the absence of food as though the bar were a clinic. Ahlayah got picilorexed and issued dietary instructions to everyone sharing the crisps. picinninied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a quiet corner as a complete world. Sajidah went picinninied and arranged three crisps beside the ashtray for company.
pick 'emmed adj. Drunk, with the result that every evenly matched contest acquires a confident personal favourite.