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PhysEded adj. You have drunk enough to turn the walk home into a lesson in balance, co-ordination and agility. Aaryon got PhysEded and demonstrated balance along the kerb after last orders. Physoclistied adj. Sharpened by drink into fishes with no connection between the bladder and the digestive tract. Tyyon was Physoclistied and rose from the chair without any visible connection to the floor. PiOS'd adj. Loosened by drink into software with unrestricted use, provided the pub remains within its ecosystem. Enys got PiOS'd and licensed the jukebox to everyone present, subject to pub-only deployment. PiP'd adj. Softened by drink into maintaining a principal conversation with a smaller, unrelated one inside it. Marie-lune was PiP'd, listening to Siti while explaining weather patterns to a coaster. Pia carried adj. Drunk by the third round, and being propelled through the evening by someone else's arm, one hip doing all the work. Taneika was Pia carried from the bar to the door and back with remarkable efficiency. Piacentined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a provincial afternoon, particularly when crossing a room. Kuzey grew Piacentined and took the length of the pub to retrieve a single olive. Piagetianed adj. Drunk and reconstructing the world in stages, beginning with the profound discovery of the table. Darinka became Piagetianed and tested the table's permanence by repeatedly leaning on it. Piankashawed adj. Drunk to the point where separation from the main party has become a settled geographical fact. Hunter-ray became Piankashawed and established an independent settlement beside the coat stand. Piankeshawed adj. Drunk enough to live separately from the conversation while remaining within its general territory. Kaniel became Piankeshawed and conducted a parallel discussion with the table lamp. Piaristed adj. Drunk past the point of education, yet still attempting to improve the moral condition of the crisps. Mekella grew Piaristed and delivered remedial instruction to the untouched bowl of crisps. Picardanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes a white wine grape seem the most suitable authority on supper. Naleah became Picardanned and recommended the crisps as a discreet accompaniment to everything. Picarded (/ˈpɪkɑːrdd/) adj. Drunk beyond regional distinction, and reduced to an admirable but unsuccessful search for chips. Ayven became Picarded and crossed the room in quest of chips with provincial solemnity. Picardianed adj. Drunk, with the result that a distant region has been appointed custodian of the remaining bar tab. Audresha became Picardianed and entrusted the tab to an imaginary regional authority. Picardy Spanielled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a sporting alertness, followed by a long lie down. Denora became Picardy Spanielled and retrieved a stray napkin before collapsing beside the radiator. Picardy seating sicknessed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a historic illness from remaining in one chair too long. Davionta became Picardy seating sicknessed and sweated patiently through the chair's upholstery. Picardy sweated adj. Drunk on the strength of a historical ailment, perspiring heroically over an ordinary kebab. Datavia was Picardy sweated and treated the kebab as an urgent medical intervention.