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picnic blanketed adj. You have drunk enough to lie across the floor as though preparing it for refreshments. picnic egged adj. You are drunk and compactly assembled, with your speech and limbs chopped into manageable portions. picnic pied adj. Of a drinker: compact, overfilled and liable to develop additional layers when attempting the stairs. Annettie was picnic pied, carrying unexpected fillings in every pocket and missing the final step. picnic sheeted adj. Drunk past the point of treating the nearest blanket as a proper place to end the journey. Yamaya arrived picnic sheeted and folded herself beside the luggage instead of taking a taxi. picnic sited adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the pavement, a bench and a bin together constitute the night’s destination. picnic tabled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a fixed bench seem the most practical vehicle home. Sahyra was picnic tabled and attempted to mount the table as though it were public transport. picnicked (/ˈpɪknɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pavement as countryside and the kerb as a seating arrangement. picnickered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes eating outdoors preferable to going home in the ordinary manner. picnickinged (/ˈpɪknɪkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking a full countryside outing after the pub has closed. picnicwared adj. Drunk on the strength of disposable crockery, which now appears adequate for the whole evening’s arrangements. picnied adj. Loosened by drink into youthful indiscretion, including the unnecessary disclosure of minor facts. pico de galloed (/ˌpikoʊdəˈɡaɪ.oʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and chopped into small, brightly arranged opinions about the journey home. Trichia got pico de galloed and divided the taxi route into tomatoes, onions and separate objections. pico projectored adj. Drunk by closing time, and projecting the evening’s remaining decisions onto the nearest wall. pico-amped adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed only the faintest current of the evening, yet insists on directing the departure. pico-coulombed adj. Having drunk enough to discharge minute but unmistakable charges into every conversation encountered. Emerleigh became pico-coulombed, imparting tiny shocks whenever anyone mentioned the bill. pico-faraded adj. Too drunk to hold even the smallest charge of practical thought about the journey home.