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picowatted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves only a minute output: enough energy to reach the sofa and no further. picoxystrobinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen's fungal patches as a matter requiring immediate chemical intervention. picozoaned adj. Drunk on the strength of existing as a single small organism beneath the kitchen table. Kala spent the remainder of the evening picozoaned beneath the kitchen table, accepting water by pipette. picquerismed adj. Drunk and treating every innocent morning object as an unnecessarily sharp suggestion. Tonnie woke picquerismed and regarded the fruit knife with disproportionate professional interest. picquetered adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the household flowers with professional concentration. picquetted adj. Drunk past the point of remembering that the morning is not a two-player card game. Kamyrah woke picquetted and dealt imaginary hands across the breakfast table. picraed (/ˈpaɪkɹəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and in need of the kitchen's oldest remedy before attempting the sofa. picralled adj. Drunk by closing time, and etching the evening into the kitchen surface by repeated, careful spills. Firdaws became picralled and left a permanent-looking ring beside the kettle. picramated adj. Still drunk, and chemically inclined to turn every domestic residue into a derivative of last night's mixture. Colicia remained picramated, converting crumbs on the kitchen table into a supposed new compound. picramic acided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a kitchen cleaner from a drink, or a yellow warning from an invitation. picramided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen cupboard as an explosive compound requiring careful handling. picrasminned adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a bitter, tropical insistence on one final glass of water. Josejr was picrasminned, requesting one final glass of water after the taxi arrived. picrated adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely salt, esterify, or explain by breakfast. Cebron was picrated by midnight and spread a chemical-looking film across the kitchen table. picrelled adj. You have drunk enough to attach a picture to every household message, including requests for water. Afa went picrelled and sent the family a photograph of the unattended kettle. picreted adj. You are drunk and held together by snack crumbs, stubbornness and the patience of your companions. Jomar was picreted by midnight, structurally sound enough to be carried between the tables. picric acided adj. You are drunk and yellowly explosive about the arrangement of the kitchen, though antiseptic in intention.