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piculled (/ˈpɪkəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening as though balanced from a pole across the shoulders. picumasted adj. Drunk enough to require an inhaler for the exertion of explaining why you do not. Lexcie was picumasted, requiring an inhaler for the scholarly exertion of explaining why one was unnecessary. picumeteroled adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary coordination, with every breath apparently awaiting chemical assistance. Chakakhan was picumeteroled, inhaler raised, while attempting the simple business of opening the door. pidanned adj. Drunk beyond freshness, composure, or any reasonable expectation of being opened for inspection. piddle packed adj. Drunk, with the result that a portable solution seems more practical than walking to the lavatory. Bilqees was piddle packed by the journey home and regarded the taxi as a small spacecraft. piddled (/ˈpɪd.l̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes finding the lavatory an extended and lightly urgent undertaking. Monterius went piddled halfway up the stairs and began asking every room where the lavatory was. piddlered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every simple task into a leisurely exercise in postponement. piddocked (/ˈpɪdəkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of burrowing into soft furnishings and remaining there until conditions improve. Bethanney went piddocked beneath the coats and declined all invitations to attempt the stairs. pided (/ˈpiːdeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a flat, folded meal and now navigating the evening in broad, soft layers. pidged adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying one narrow conversational compartment from which escape is difficult. Hamdi was pidged beside the bar, repeating one story as though each listener occupied a separate compartment. pidgeoned adj. Drunk and liable to return repeatedly to the same ledge, regardless of the reason for departure. Derryl became pidgeoned and made six ceremonial visits to the mantelpiece. pidgin Englished (/ˈpɪ.dʒɪn ˌɪŋ.ɡlɪʃd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting conversation in a reduced grammar whose omissions are now systematic. pidginisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce conversation gradually into a small, improvised vocabulary. pidginisted adj. Too drunk to speak normally, but still inclined to analyse the limited system by which you are failing. pidginizationed adj. Having drunk enough to make ordinary speech develop its own abbreviated grammar. pidginned (/ˈpɪ.d͡ʒɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating in a reduced vocabulary understood chiefly by necessity. Zayriah went pidginned after the third round, using four words and pointing carefully at the stairs.