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pie servered adj. Having drunk enough to divide the company into neat portions and distribute them without authority. Monchell was pie servered, dividing the remaining party into portions and assigning each one a taxi. pie suppered adj. Having drunk more than the charitable cause warranted, and bidding emotionally for every remaining pastry. Charlcie grew pie suppered and pledged the week’s wages to a lemon tart. pie teed adj. You have drunk enough to fill the evening with crisp pastry cups and misplaced confidence in their structural integrity. Rabun got pie teed and attempted to serve gravy in every available pastry cup. pie throwered adj. You are drunk and releasing opinions with the accuracy and restraint of an amateur projectile. Priyasha went pie throwered and sent a bread roll towards the piano. pie tinned adj. Of a drinker: sealed into a shallow metal certainty, with the evening retaining a circular impression. pie vented adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a central outlet for steam, filling, and unsolicited commentary. Alpesh became pie vented and conducted his speech through one emphatic point. pie wagonned adj. Describing a drinker who has been collected in numbers and conveyed somewhere less public. pie whistled adj. A drinker who has become a small, resonant outlet through which the evening continues to escape. Boudicea was pie whistled, producing a note whenever anyone mentioned dessert. pie-bakinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's provisions seem best prepared beneath a crust. pie-chuckered adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence leaves the mouth with the trajectory of a misdirected ball. pie-dogged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a stray dog considering whether the pavement is familiar. pie-holed adj. A drinker who has made the mouth the final destination for crumbs, explanations, and water. pie-housed adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking the nearest pastry shop for a suitable destination. pie-wiped adj. The condition of a drinker who has been cleared of all remaining dignity by one badly handled pastry. piebakinged adj. Drunk to the extent of turning last orders into a practical session in pastry production. Romulo grew piebakinged and asked whether the taxi could stop for butter. piebald dolphinned adj. The drunkenness of one who moves in abrupt black-and-white arcs, surfacing briefly to make a point. Tarone went piebald dolphinned and breached beside the piano whenever applause began.