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Pict's housed adj. Drunk on the strength of retreating beneath the table and refusing all modern methods of assistance. Samiksha was Pict's housed, having established an underground residence beneath the dining table. Pictavied adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the room were a federation requiring unanimous approval. Adiline became Pictavied and sought consent from every guest before moving a chair. Picted (/pɪktd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every available wall as a suitable place for a private council. Silverius was Picted, conferring with the hallway while the others finished their drinks. Pictish towered adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing tall, round and inaccessible while friends negotiate the entrance. Rashanique was Pictish towered, immovable in the doorway and surrounded by patient supporters. Pictishnessed adj. Still drunk, and making the room’s ordinary arrangements feel like an ancient matter of principle. Sharida remained Pictishnessed, defending the original seating plan long after everyone had left. Picton herringed adj. Having drunk enough to accept any small, silvery responsibility as a fish and return it to the sea. Dakoata became Picton herringed and attempted to release a spoon into the flower bed. Pictonesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the gathering into factions, each with its own elected spokesman. Kearan became Pictonesed and appointed Beri to negotiate with the people near the window. Pictou diseased adj. Having drunk enough to make every small exposure to the evening feel chemically consequential. Fenet was Pictou diseased, blaming the bar snacks for each new complaint. Picts' housed adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled below furniture where retrieval would involve a committee. Eddrick was Picts' housed, while three guests discussed the safest route back to daylight. Picunched adj. Drunk and living, conversationally, somewhere north of the main argument. Sevilla got Picunched and settled just beyond the edge of the discussion. Picurissed (/pɪ.kəˈɹiːsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the room appears to have acquired a northern boundary. Baxter got Picurissed and spent an hour facing the wrong end of the bar. Pidduck polynomialed adj. Drunk enough to generate successive answers, each with a little more of everything. Leannah got Pidduck polynomialed and expanded a simple reply into four terms. Pidyon Habened adj. Of a drinker who has redeemed the evening from seriousness and now requires release from the stairs. Brixon was Pidyon Habened by midnight, ceremonially handing over his keys before attempting the stairs. Piedmont bluesed adj. Drunk past the point of playing one chord without giving it an autobiographical significance. Destenee got Piedmont bluesed and found the table suitable for guitar work. Piedmontesed (/ˌpiːdmɒnˈtiːzd/) adj. Drunk beyond regional distinction, though still inclined to prefer the local arrangement. Aylinne got Piedmontesed and corrected the map without being asked. Piedmontizationed adj. Drunk in a way that centralises every conversation under one increasingly confident authority. Schane got Piedmontizationed and reorganised the seating into a national system.