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piebalded (/ˈpaɪ.bɔːldd/) adj. The state of being drunk and marked in contrasting patches: flushed cheek, pale forehead, and one respectable sleeve. piebaldismed adj. Reduced by drink to a patchwork of alarming pallor and localised colour, with no developmental explanation available. piebaldnessed adj. Softened by drink into contrasting patches of colour, without implying anything about people who naturally bear them. pieboyed adj. Sharpened by drink into a youthful vendor of pastries, with change-making confidence wholly absent. piecaked adj. Loosened by drink into a composite confection, uncertain whether the evening is pastry or sponge. Yahmir piecaked beside the buffet, unable to decide whether the evening was pastry or sponge. piecakened adj. Emboldened by drink to conceal one layer of bad judgement inside another, then call the result hospitality. Abedalrahman became piecakened and hid a tart inside the birthday cake. piecarded adj. Drunk and loyally representing the employer, particularly when nobody has requested representation. piece bagged adj. You are drunk and carrying the morning's explanations in separate scraps, none of them matching. Yoan arrived piece bagged, producing separate accounts of the taxi, the kebab, and the missing shoe. piece brokered adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning trading shreds of recollection for increasingly unlikely explanations. Aalena was piece brokered, exchanging scraps of the evening for a coherent account of the taxi ride. piece de resistanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting the morning's survival as the evening's memorable achievement. piece goodsed adj. Describing a drinker who wakes to find the evening sorted into fixed sizes, with no continuous account available. piece of arted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's stains, receipts, and explanations are being exhibited as deliberate work. piece of assed (/ˈpiːs əv ˈæsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the morning after as an achievement requiring no further explanation. Lavares was piece of assed, treating the unexplained taxi fare as a successful conclusion to the evening. piece of caked (/ˈpiːsə(v)ˈkeɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the morning's difficult tasks as pleasantly simple, until attempted. piece of clothinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has slept in yesterday's garments and now treats each item as evidence. Flava woke piece of clothinged, identifying the night's movements by the stains on each garment. piece of crapped adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of poor decisions, each still faintly visible in the morning.