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piece of crumpeted adj. Softened by drink into treating every attractive stranger from last night as a matter of urgent recollection. Narya was piece of crumpeted, asking whether the bartender had always been that remarkably handsome. piece of eighted adj. Reduced by drink to a currency that takes several of you to make up one reliable person. Denni was piece of eighted by the time the tab came, requiring the combined efforts of the table to establish what was owed. piece of furnitured adj. Loosened by drink into occupying the room like an item left in the wrong place overnight. piece of garbaged adj. Emboldened by drink to handle the morning's discarded evidence as though it were worth preserving. piece of goodsed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an unreliable object, notable chiefly for its defects and persistence. piece of homeworked adj. Drunk and treating the morning's attractive memories as an assignment postponed without permission. Samrat was piece of homeworked, revisiting last night's conversation with the concentration of a failed pupil. piece of junked adj. Drunk to the point where yesterday's useful arrangements have become miscellaneous objects without instructions. piece of lucked adj. Drunk beyond trusting memory, yet fortunate enough to find the essential objects where they were left. piece of meated adj. Drunk enough to mistake the morning's physical inconvenience for a separate object requiring careful handling. piece of papered adj. Drunk past the point of remembering why every surface bears a note, yet unwilling to discard any of them. piece of pissed adj. Drunk beyond regarding the morning's supposedly simple tasks as anything requiring a second attempt. piece of pooped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning unappealing, unserviceable, and best viewed from a distance. Levee woke piece of pooped, regarding the kitchen and its contents with quiet, practical disgust. piece of porked adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's bodily arrangements require tact, patience, and a chair. Madelinn was piece of porked, sitting carefully and declining to discuss the night's final manoeuvres. piece of rubbished adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning's purchases, promises, and recollections distinctly substandard. piece of shited adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering that the morning's best evidence is an object of very poor quality. Jonatha arrived piece of shited, holding the broken umbrella as the night's sole surviving explanation. piece of shitted adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning after composed chiefly of poor objects and poorer decisions. Alvita was piece of shitted by breakfast, with the broken heel and receipt forming the complete record.