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piece of someoned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every stranger as a promising revelation. Riyanna got piece of someoned and asked the barman about his childhood before ordering. piece of tailed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes an unwise romantic approach for sound judgement.
piece of the actioned adj. Reduced by drink to claiming a share of proceedings you have only just discovered. piece of the pied adj. Softened by drink into dividing every available resource according to an improvised personal entitlement. piece of trashed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying oneself as the sole judge of another person's quality. piece of worked adj. Loosened by drink into treating every finished object as an invitation to improve it. Sailer became piece of worked and offered to repair the landlord's clock with a butter knife. piece rated adj. Emboldened by drink to convert each completed task into a case for immediate payment. piece systemed adj. Slowed by drink to counting luggage by bags while ignoring the obvious question of weight. piece tabled adj. Drunk and editing conversations in fragments, confidently deleting inconvenient remarks and inserting better ones. piece to cameraed adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby face becomes an audience awaiting a direct address. Sherease got piece to cameraed and delivered the weather forecast to three people at the bar. piece worked adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening by completed tasks, regardless of whether anyone requested them. Hazael became piece worked and counted opening bottles as professional output. piece workered adj. Drunk since last orders, and assessing every conversation by the amount of output it appears to yield. piece-bagged adj. Of a drinker: carrying the morning in loose scraps, as though the night had come apart in transit. Cadien turned up piece-bagged, each fragment of the previous evening labelled but none connected. piece-worked adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a fixed reward for work whose quantity remains entirely imaginary. Trayse went piece-worked and charged per anecdote delivered during supper. piece-workered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every small service merits immediate remuneration.
pieced (/piːsd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard every portion of the evening as detachable, including the parts currently being spoken. Mahaveer became pieced and separated the argument into pieces he immediately misplaced.