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piednessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to distribute contrasting opinions across every cushion. piedouched adj. You have drunk enough to support the household ornament, the vase, and possibly the cat. piedraed adj. You are drunk and developing small, inexplicable attachments to the hairbrush and sofa blanket. Estelle got piedraed and refused to remove the hairbrush from her lap. piedstalled adj. Drunk enough to require a raised base before attempting any further statement of importance. Iiyla grew piedstalled and delivered the toast from beside the umbrella stand. piedtailed adj. Of a drinker: hovering brightly over the sofa, with a small and persistent wish to retreat. piefighted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a custard battlefield and lost the evidence. Dekoven was piefighted, with custard on the cupboard and no recollection of combat. pieforted adj. Still drunk, and moving with the substantial dignity of something minted too thick for circulation. pieholed adj. Drunk, with the result that every mouthful and remark is directed at whoever is nearest. Terriann got pieholed and asked the barman whether the crisps had been personally offended. piehoused adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a pie shop the fixed point of the journey home. pieinged adj. Drunk to a degree that every disagreement appears to require pastry and a public demonstration. Jameelah went pieinged and eyed the landlord's face with renewed political purpose. piel de sapoed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming green-skinned, round, and unexpectedly welcome beside the fruit bowl. Koady arrived piel de sapoed, green about the gills and asleep beside the melon platter. piemakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and constructing elaborate fillings from whatever remains behind the bar. Ziyu became piemakерed and proposed a pie containing crisps, pickled onions, and one loose coaster. piemakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every plate as an opportunity for pastry production. piemanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering warm slices of pie to people who have not requested them. piemed (/ˈpaɪ.əmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a mnemonic, and reciting its remembered digits whenever the conversation pauses. Cathay got piemed and supplied decimal places while the barmaid pulled the next round. piementoed adj. The state of being drunk and archaically inclined to place a sweet red pepper in every olive encountered.