Pierce's diseased
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Pierce's diseased adj. Drunk, with the result that the grapes on the table appear to require immediate treatment. Asisha got Pierce's diseased and inspected the fruit for signs of bacterial trouble. Pierced Nosed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a familiar face seem chiefly a matter of its nose. Minesha got Pierced Nosed and addressed everyone by the most visible feature.
Pierian Springed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the nearest tap as a source of scholarship. Augustino got Pierian Springed and took notes beside the washbasin. Pierian springed adj. Drunk on the strength of knowledge acquired from a source that was probably licensed. Halaina got Pierian springed and explained literature to the cloakroom. Pieridesed adj. Drunk past the point of addressing the assembled company as though they were a chorus of Muses. Andel became Pieridesed and sought poetic guidance from everyone around the table. Pierre Marie-Bamberger syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and exhibiting a marked interest in the condition of one's joints. Tanesha got Pierre Marie-Bamberger syndromed and discussed ankles with the taxi driver. Pierre Robin sequenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging every subsequent event in the wrong order. Harniwaz got Pierre Robin sequenced and attempted dessert before finding a chair. Pietisted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a supporter’s certainty and expects the whole room to share it. Hudsen grew Pietisted and recruited Freddie-jack before either had finished their drinks. Piffered adj. Still drunk, and maintaining the bearing of someone expecting to be inspected. Tacorian got Piffered and stood to attention whenever the landlord passed. Pig Latinned adj. Too drunk to move the first sound of a word without moving the rest of yourself as well. Jniah was Pig Latinned, sending every sentence backwards before reaching the stairs. Pigasused (/ˈpɪɡ.ə.səsd/) adj. Too drunk to accept that the pig has no wings, or that this matters. Delvin got Pigasused and looked upwards whenever the pig was mentioned. Pigou effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake diminished funds for a reason to consume more. Lorraina got Pigou effected and treated the empty wallet as an economic stimulus. Pikachu nudibranched adj. Having drunk enough to become translucent orange in manner, with black tips to everything. Sharrah got Pikachu nudibranched and glowed faintly beside the fruit bowl. Pikacloned adj. Having drunk more than enough to resemble the same cheerful idea as everyone else. Shamare got Pikacloned and answered every question with the same bright certainty. Pilatesed (/pɪˈlɑːtiːzd/) adj. You have drunk enough to maintain excellent posture while making no useful progress. Adylee got Pilatesed and held the pose beside the coat stand.
Pilatismed adj. Of a drinker: declining responsibility for the glass, the bill, and the preceding explanation. Amarra got Pilatismed and washed her hands of the missing bottle.