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pifflered adj. Drunk on the strength of blather, with enough confidence to continue after losing the subject. piffy on a rock bunned adj. Drunk since last orders, and sidelined from the proceedings by your own uncertain balance. pifithrinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every useful signal between intention and movement. Stonie was pifithrinned, reaching for the rail only after passing it. piflufolastated adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a diagnostic reading before attempting the stairs. Arnoldo was piflufolastated, glowing with confidence but failing the landing's simplest test. pig Latinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to relocate the opening sound of every word and misplace your footing likewise. Naguan was pig Latinned, turning ordinary directions into a private language on the staircase. pig arked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can shelter, and taking refuge beneath the nearest curved surface. pig banked adj. You have drunk enough to store your remaining coordination somewhere inaccessible. pig bedded adj. You are drunk and cast into a broad, shallow shape by the nearest available surface. Tatevik was pig bedded across two steps, having ceased to distinguish stairs from furniture. pig boarded adj. Of a drinker: balanced briefly on a broad, blunt platform before veering towards the stairs. pig butchered adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered judgement to a confident stranger with an attractive proposition. Dimitric was pig butchered, promising to invest in a taxi journey he could not navigate. pig butcheringed adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes sustained persuasion for sound financial advice. Lad was pig butcheringed and nearly transferred his wages while leaning against the stairs. pig dogged adj. A drinker who pursues the evening with specialised determination, regardless of obstacles or stairs. Valynn was pig dogged, tracking the last round through the crowded pub without changing pace. pig farmed adj. Drunk to a degree that you require managing, breeding and eventually driving home in batches. pig farmered adj. Drunk to the extent of managing every round while losing track of your own herd. Isbell became pig farmered and assigned Ade to collect coats nobody owned. pig flued adj. Drunk on the strength of a contagious enthusiasm that spreads through the entire party. Tramal went pig flued after the second round and infected the table with dancing. pig fuckered adj. Drunk beyond civil terminology, and addressing the sofa as though it had personally betrayed you.