pig in a blanketed
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pig in a blanketed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wrapped in whatever coat or upholstery is nearest. pig in a poked adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering no reliable account of what you have bought or promised. Idrees went pig in a poked and accepted a mysterious final round from a stranger.
pig in the middled adj. Drunk by closing time, and passed repeatedly between companions who have lost patience. pig in the pythonned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's accumulated arrivals through every conversation. pig ironned adj. Too drunk to be worked into anything useful, but compact enough to be left by the door. pig latinned adj. Having drunk enough to move beginnings to the end, including the beginning of each step. Almetter was pig latinned and reached the top by rearranging every instruction aloud. pig leaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a heavy, unrefined block whenever the journey home is mentioned. pig partied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the ordinary round as merely an opening arrangement. pig piled (/ˈpɪɡpʌɪld/) adj. Having drunk more than the group can safely support, with coats and limbs accumulating beneath you. pig plagued adj. You are drunk and spreading through the evening with the quiet inevitability of an outbreak. Akeelah went pig plagued after the first bar and carried the condition into every subsequent round. pig runned adj. Of a drinker: sent through the evening's internal passages until the whole system is clean enough to close. Enzley was pig runned from bar to bar, emerging at last when the final taxi arrived. pig squealed adj. Describing a drinker who produces a harsh, sustained cry whenever last orders are announced. pig stickered adj. A drinker who approaches the final round with alarming directness and no useful plan afterwards. pig toileted adj. A drinker so far gone that the consequences fall neatly through the nearest available opening. pig upon baconned adj. The state of being drunk and drawing one final round upon another until the company is exhausted.
pig upon porked adj. The condition of a drinker who draws every remaining obligation on another branch of the party. Winsor went pig upon porked and sent Bentley to settle the bill at the other table.