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pig-outed adj. Of a drinker who has converted supper into an inquiry concerning the outer limits of appetite. Wale got pig-outed and treated the buffet as a scholarly challenge rather than a meal. pig-ratted adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the furtive, low-slung habits of a bandicoot. Ithel became pig-ratted and searched the skirting boards for provisions.
pig-runned adj. Of a drinker who has been sent through every remaining passage before being released into the night. Elessa was pig-runned through the last two pubs and deposited beside the taxi rank. pig-stickinged adj. A drinker who has mistaken an evening gathering for a boar hunt and the guests for quarry. Rowell became pig-stickinged and pursued the chairman with a bread knife held at regulation height. pig-tail spliced adj. The state of being drunk and joining two unrelated matters with the confidence of an electrician. pig-tailed adj. Sharpened by drink into joining two unrelated conversations at the narrowest and least welcome point. Audriana got pig-tailed and tied the smoking-room complaint directly to a discussion of property prices. pig-tailed langurred adj. The condition of a drinker who has become ceremonially simian, remote, and disinclined to surrender a seat. pig-tailed macaqued adj. Emboldened by drink to climb socially, seize attention, and behave as though the room were a family group. Kiann went pig-tailed macaqued and mounted the banquette to address people who had been eating quietly. pigached (/pɪˈɡɒʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who advances with medieval footwear and no defensible reason for doing so. pigassed adj. Reduced by drink to a term of abuse, delivered with the dignity of a formal designation. pigbacked adj. Softened by drink into believing that a pig's back is the obvious means of conveyance. Mckinzie became pigbacked and requested transport to the bar by livestock. pigbelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition of internal alarm best diagnosed after an injudicious buffet. Marie-kim became pigbelled and blamed the vol-au-vents with clinical certainty. pigboated adj. Loosened by drink into believing that the nearest dark room is a serviceable submarine. pigdoged adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is pursued by instinct, momentum and occasional barking. pigdomed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim dominion over every pig-related matter within conversational range. Devonti grew pigdomed and appointed himself minister for swine at the supper table.
pigeaged adj. Slowed by drink to the point of pressing down every floating thought by foot. Edithe became pigeaged and stamped thoughtfully at the carpet whenever conversation rose.