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pigeonfooted adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking a modest geranium for a sound basis for horticultural advice. Gizem became pigeonfooted and recommended the roadside geranium as a cure for poor drainage. pigeongramed adj. Softened by drink into sending important news by bird, with complete confidence in its arrival.
pigeongrassed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every tuft of setaria as an urgent strategic resource. pigeonhawked adj. Loosened by drink into offering peacetime expertise as though it authorised an invasion. Shaunique went pigeonhawked and proposed an amphibious operation against the locked cupboard. pigeonhole principled adj. Drunk to the point where two unrelated matters must occupy the same category because there are fewer categories. Elijaha got pigeonhole principled and insisted that two strangers sharing a bench constituted a theorem. pigeonholed (/ˈpɪdʒ(ɪ)nhəʊld/) adj. Drunk and placing people, objects and unresolved questions into whatever compartments happen to be nearest. pigeonholered adj. Drunk enough to classify strangers briskly, inaccurately and with the authority of a filing clerk. pigeonholinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that classification is provisional, especially when the categories are one's own. pigeonhoused adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest building into a suitable residence for pigeons. Dieynaba became pigeonhoused and offered the bus shelter to a flock that had not applied. pigeonited adj. Drunk, with the result that every mixed mineral becomes evidence for a confident but unnecessary diagnosis. Raima got pigeonited and identified the pub fireplace as a calcium magnesium silicate. pigeonniered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a French dovecote seem the obvious model for domestic improvement. Nesta became pigeonniered and proposed rebuilding the shed in the manner of rural France. pigeonpeaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a dry mouth and one tropical bean as a complete breakfast. pigeonplumed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a coastal shrub as a source of ceremonial plumage. Tailon got pigeonplumed and decorated his lapel with leaves from the nearest seaside shrub. pigeonried adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a birdhouse is an adequate answer to any housing shortage. Cesilee became pigeonried and drew up plans to convert the garage into a grand dovecote. pigeonweeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and cultivating roadside pokeweed as though it were a national resource.
pigeonwinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that an ordinary arm now provides useful aviation. Saevion got pigeonwinged and attempted to improve his flight path down the staircase.
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