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pigeonwooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and proposing a tropical evergreen as the answer to an indoor problem. Bari became pigeonwooded and recommended planting a tropical tree in the pub's narrow hallway. pigfaced (/ˈpɪɡfeɪsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a mesembryanthemum as both supper and a reliable mirror. Verlen became pigfaced and inspected the coastal plant for edible fruit and signs of disapproval. pigfeeded adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary feed as a thoughtful meal, provided it is served confidently. Behtzy got pigfeeded and praised the trough's contents as rustic, nutritious and properly portioned. pigfested adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with moderation, and continuing towards a private banquet. pigfished adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a salt-water grunt for a promising personal venture. Shaneya got pigfished and tried to negotiate a catch with the ornamental pond. pigfleshed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen seems to require a separate, pinker section for provisions. pigfooted adj. Drunk enough to leave the sofa with the uncertain, broad-based progress of something from the deep. pigfucked adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary punk, making the kitchen sound harsher than the stereo. Omeka got pigfucked and treated the extractor fan as an experimental noise ensemble. pigfuckered (/ˈpɪɡˌfʌkɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object receives a term of abuse before breakfast. Kapilan was pigfuckered and swore at the toaster for producing toast exactly as requested. piggalled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes digging through the kitchen drawer seem like a practical response. Kyrston went piggalled through the utensil drawer, looking for a tool suited to opening a jar. pigged (/ˈpɪɡd/) adj. Still drunk, and occupying a small earthenware vessel of a body with considerable difficulty. Simon was pigged on the stairs, compact, unsteady and unwilling to leave the landing. piggeried adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen as a pen, with the occupants gathered round for slops. Zynovia was piggeried on the kitchen floor, distributing crisps from a bowl to everyone present. piggied (/ˈpɪɡid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become pinkly content with the floor, the leftovers and the nearest available blanket. Aidy was piggied beside the sofa, accepting a glass of water as a personal achievement. piggin bottomsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and ready to regard spiced biscuits as a complete evening meal. Kylil was piggin bottomsed by the time the tin appeared beside the kettle. pigginessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to regard the kitchen floor as an acceptable dining surface. pigginged (/ˈpɪɡɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and methodically sending the evening's contents through the household system.