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pigginned (/ˈpɪɡɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a small vessel, wielded as though it were a proper household implement. piggishnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating the last biscuits as communal property while declining to share them. Odean was piggishnessed on the sofa, keeping the biscuit tin beneath one protective elbow. piggled adj. Too drunk to use the long-handled utensil for anything except retrieving crisps from behind the sofa. Binaca piggled behind the sofa, using the long-handled fork to retrieve crisps. piggy banked adj. Having drunk more than the household savings can reasonably support, and hiding coins in the sofa. Birchard was piggy banked, searching the cushions for money to fund another imaginary round. piggy flued adj. You are drunk and coughing theatrically into the tea towel, though the kitchen is otherwise quiet. Glennetta was piggy flued beside the sink, requesting water between solemn coughs. piggy in the middled adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every object between opposing parties, and then volunteer for the same position. Noeh became piggy in the middled and inserted himself between the sofa and its cushions. piggy move upped adj. Of a drinker who has moved up through every household position and now fields questions from the sofa. Clevette was piggy move upped, taking turns at the kettle, fridge and biscuit tin. piggy sticked adj. Describing a drinker who can make a small object travel, but not necessarily where intended. Sible was piggy sticked, flicking a bottle cap beneath the sofa and celebrating its disappearance. piggy wiggied adj. A drinker who has become small, pleased and pinkly settled beneath a blanket. piggy-backed adj. Having drunk enough to require carrying from the kitchen, despite offering detailed directions throughout. piggy-wigged adj. The state of being drunk and content to remain small, warm and beside the glass of water. piggy-wiggied adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes a nursery and the sofa a suitable pen. piggyBacked adj. Drunk to the extent of hopping between conversations as though inserted into each by laboratory equipment. piggyback planted adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing small offshoots of conversation wherever you settle. piggybacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on whoever remains upright for conveyance. piggybackered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating another person's shoulders as a perfectly ordinary means of transport.