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pigment dispersion syndromed adj. Softened by drink into letting the colours of the bar drift about without proper boundaries. pigmentationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuously coloured presence at the end of the bar. Prabhjit became pigmentationed after the stout and glowed distinctly beneath the optics. pigmented (/ˈpɪɡ.məntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a single colour: the warm, unarguable shade of a flushed pub face. pigmentlessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a pale, unmarked agreement with whatever the night requires. pigmentocracied adj. Emboldened by drink to rank the pub's company according to complexion, with no authority to do so. Suree got pigmentocracied and attempted to reorganise the bar by shade. pigmenturiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce urine of a colour best recorded in a laboratory report. pigmied adj. Sharpened by drink into picking the shortest person in the bar for an argument. Eliyas got pigmied and challenged the smallest fellow at the bar to arm-wrestle. pigmoided adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small, quiet presence beneath the kitchen table. Malesa was pigmoided, curled beneath the table with one hand near the tap. pignappered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the evening's unattended roast for a fugitive requiring extraction. pignerationed adj. Of a drinker: having pledged every portable possession, apart from the coat currently being worn. pignoliaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a single pine kernel as the edible culmination of civilisation. Tiosha, pignoliaed, presented one pine nut to the table as a precious inheritance. pignolied adj. Having drunk more than a handful of pine nuts, and regarding this as a significant dietary achievement. Delecia was pignolied and announced that the salad had become a banquet. pignolised adj. You are drunk and scattering pine nuts across the table as though seeding an empire. pignorationed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the evening's remaining belongings into collateral for another glass. Anhtuan got pignorationed and offered his umbrella against the price of a lager. pignose turtled adj. Of a drinker: solemnly aquatic, mildly snouted, and no longer persuaded by terrestrial arrangements. pignus amorised adj. A drinker who has mistaken a discarded napkin for a love token and preserved it accordingly.