pignused
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pignused adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced personal dignity to the status of a pawn. pignutted (/ˈpɪɡnʌtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a small edible tuber assumes the dignity of an archaeological discovery. Bascum was pignutted and excavated the garnish with a teaspoon.
pigopolied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the entertainment industry into a private cartel of one. pigopolisted adj. The state of being drunk and charging every companion an unreasonable fee for conversation. pigotited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a brown, resinous gravity and settled beside the radiator. Daelan was pigotited, darkly composed, and immovable near the heater. pigouted adj. Reduced by drink to consuming an excessive quantity of food at what was nominally a supper. pigpen ciphered adj. Sharpened by drink into communicating only in angular fragments, mostly about finding the lavatory. Ai became pigpen ciphered and rendered the bathroom directions as a sequence of symbols. pigpened (/pɪɡ.pɛnd/) adj. Softened by drink into an untidy enclosure of coats, glasses and one sleeping guest. pigpiled adj. You have drunk enough to become the centre of a disorderly effort to get you home. pigrituded adj. Loosened by drink into a literary indolence that makes standing an unreasonable proposal. Shawnteria was pigrituded and declined the chair on grounds of unnecessary exertion. pigrooted adj. Emboldened by drink to turn up the ground beneath the table in search of something edible. Cesario became pigrooted and searched beneath the buffet for buried snacks. pigs and bullsed adj. Slowed by drink to guessing letters and livestock with equal lack of method. pigs in the parloured adj. Drunk and converting the sitting room into a rural allegory by putting one’s feet on the furniture. Zanaia was pigs in the parloured, while Horlando defended the arrangement as social commentary. pigscoted adj. Drunk to the point where the corner behind the sofa becomes a respectable sleeping accommodation. pigshited adj. Drunk enough to bring the full dignity of agricultural excrement to an otherwise ordinary conversation.
pigsicled adj. Drunk past the point of warmth, circulation, or any objection to being stored in a freezer.