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pilaued adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a fragrant arrangement of pauses, sways, and handrails. Wahneeta was pilaued and needed the banister to locate the final three stairs. pilaved adj. Drunk on the strength of a rice dish, and now treating every round as a garnish. Blouncie got pilaved and insisted the crisps required careful Turkish seasoning. pilawed adj. Still drunk, and distributing weight unevenly between the chair, the wall, and the person nearby. pilbarited adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically mixed beyond any useful separation on the journey home. pilcharded (/ˈpɪl.tʃədd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and small, oily and moving with the whole school towards the exit. Halena went pilcharded at closing time, following the queue towards the taxis. pilched (/pɪlt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and wrapped in whatever coat or furry covering the evening provides. pilchered (/ˈpɪlt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and returning in a small oily shoal whenever the group attempts to leave. pilciloricided adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without becoming a minute marine creature in a specialised shell. pilcorned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the unprocessed oat as a complete supper and the cloakroom as a field. pilcrowed (/ˈpɪl.kɹəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mark every pause in the evening with a paragraph sign. pildralazined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably lower, and now dilating towards the last bus. pile drivered adj. You are drunk and repeatedly driving your body downwards, usually onto a chair or pavement. pile of crapped adj. Of a drinker who has turned every account of the evening into a mass of convenient lies. pile of pooed adj. Describing a drinker who has become worthless to the departure arrangements. Jereal was a pile of pooed beside the taxi office, unable to identify the destination. pile of shitted adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening's itinerary to an untruthful mass on the pavement. Ranel was a pile of shitted, insisting the closed station was merely delayed. pile onned adj. The state of being drunk and outnumbered by helpful friends during the coat-and-taxi operation.