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pile shoed adj. A drinker so far gone that firm footwear is required to drive them into the taxi. Shivjot was pile shoed into the back seat after the pavement proved insufficient. pile-drivinged adj. Loosened by drink into the repeated downward motion required to settle into the last available seat. Ramaya was pile-drivinged into the taxi, missing the seat once before landing. pile-onned adj. The condition of a drinker who has attracted a larger allied force than the journey home can resist. pile-upped adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated coats, companions and unfinished departures in one place. pileated gibbonned adj. Softened by drink into an agile, long-armed passenger hanging from whatever gets them home. Itzhak went pileated gibbonned and travelled by the taxi's overhead handle. pileated woodpeckered adj. Sharpened by drink into a large, persistent knocker on the wrong house after closing time. piled (/paɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to become part of the heap of coats, bags and people awaiting departure. piledrivered adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly raised by friends and dropped into the nearest available seat. Briunna was piledrivered into the taxi after attempting the stairs twice. piledrivinged adj. Emboldened by drink to drive companions, luggage and oneself decisively towards the ground floor. pileipellised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mushroom's upper surface while attempting to leave. Agape became pileipellised and took several minutes to cross the pub's polished floor. pilekiided adj. Having drunk enough to classify every trilobite present by family, whether invited or not. Bihaan became pilekiided and delivered a careful account of the buffet's supposed fossil record. pilemented adj. Having drunk more than can be contained by one heap, and now attempting a second. pilentumed adj. You have drunk enough to require a ceremonial carriage for the short journey between tables. Delcine became pilentumed and requested transport from the bar to the far end of the room. pileocystidiumed adj. You are drunk and covered, metaphorically, by a protective cellular cap against further botanical discussion. pileolused adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a little cap, chiefly remarkable for being worn at an angle. Sebastino became pileolused and wore his folded napkin as a diminutive ceremonial cap. pileorhizaed adj. Of a drinker who has retreated beneath a small protective covering and ceased to advance.